Here is the way I got a free cappuccino at the New Hall cafeteria at St Andrews University. I started to ask for a free cup every day and faced a refusal every day. Then I tried a hold up but to no avail. I tried to bribe the waitress with fake gold and diamonds still to no avail. As a last resort I wrote the following story and Bingo! It worked. Now I need to get a free scone...
Here is the short story:
Many years ago when the world was young and dangerous and when evil sorcerers were ruling, I was cursed three times until the 40th generation. Only by fulfilling three awfully perilous tasks were I to be relieved from these three sinister spells.
First I had to recover the tonsils of the Great Farting Dragon on the island of Stinky Smell. This I did last month and nearly died of pulmonary infection.
Second I was to go down the Well of The Drown Man to retrieve the fairy tooth of the Dark Ogre so that he can drink his milk again. I fulfilled this dire mission but I was left with painful dental nightmares and a carious wisdom tooth.
The last task was from far the most dangerous and the most difficult to achieve. I was to enter the terrible and dreadful New Hall Cafeteria and receive the Free Cappuccino of Fire from the hands of one of the frightening Coffee Keepers.
Only when this is done will I be able to have a rest and look to the future with serenity.
Here is the short story:
Many years ago when the world was young and dangerous and when evil sorcerers were ruling, I was cursed three times until the 40th generation. Only by fulfilling three awfully perilous tasks were I to be relieved from these three sinister spells.
First I had to recover the tonsils of the Great Farting Dragon on the island of Stinky Smell. This I did last month and nearly died of pulmonary infection.
Second I was to go down the Well of The Drown Man to retrieve the fairy tooth of the Dark Ogre so that he can drink his milk again. I fulfilled this dire mission but I was left with painful dental nightmares and a carious wisdom tooth.
The last task was from far the most dangerous and the most difficult to achieve. I was to enter the terrible and dreadful New Hall Cafeteria and receive the Free Cappuccino of Fire from the hands of one of the frightening Coffee Keepers.
Only when this is done will I be able to have a rest and look to the future with serenity.
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